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Samples Of Dating Profiles: Wish List Spoofs

Created | By: Kevin García | marzo 26, 2022
 
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Samples Of Dating Profiles: Wish List Spoofs

Sample of dating profile 3: You know, when I sat down behind a piano people laugh at first… but when I start playing?

This is (in my opinion) one of the best samples of dating profiles, because this one brilliantly let’s you use the fact that women are attracted to a man’s talent.

You see, you can fill in “when I first tell people about my kung fu they lpionship?” or anything else you’re good at for that matter.

Women are attracted to talent because they make you seem like you’re radiating with confidence, without you having to say anything. Attractive women see tons of samples of dating profiles because they get 30-50 messages on average a day and…

They’re all from average guys. Big difference when compared to your high level of confidence, skill, and your COMPLETE lack of desperation huh?

I explain what attracts women online in much more detail inside my Online Mentorship Program product, but let’s stick to the topic and check out some more samples of dating profiles below.

Where to use these samples of dating profiles: I highly recommend you use one of these near the end of the description of your profile. Let’s have a look, shall we?

If you’ve been around the block with online dating like I have, then you’d know that women have wish lists. All they are, are unrealistic lists of things they think they need in a man.

Meanwhile, they’re forgetting that the difference between what you THINK you want (logical reasoning) and what you NEED (emotions) is huge. Attraction is based on emotions, not logical reasoning, but that’s an entirely different story.

– I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent men to take advantage off

Men that all say similar things and who have similar dating profiles

– If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our first fight? Let me just say: the mental hospital is not the same thing as my home address!

– When I give you my phone number, it does NOT give you a “license to stalk” in the middle of the night, EVERY night… because it’ll make me think you’re really a MAN, since most really needy guys always do that.

As you can see, you reverse roles with women because THEY usually think all men want when meeting women online is sex with as many women as possible. Plus, you’re making fun of other guys who try to meet women online and of relationships gone wrong.

Samples of dating profiles like this one work best when you announce your wish list spoof with a little “Women seem to have wish lists on their profiles, so here is my completely over-the-top and non-serious https://besthookupwebsites.org/tr/xdating-inceleme/ wish list…”

Add as many points to your wish list spoof as you’d like, because as long as you keep making fun of the dating game? You’re good. ‘Nuff said. Let’s keep it moving!

Samples Of Dating Profiles: “Compounding Interest”

This is where I used a title to make it painfully obvious that most men (maybe even you) are GOOD at making their lists of hobbies, interests, likes, etc. a complete snore fest.

And this is where I give you samples of dating profiles for the hobbies, interests and/or likes section(s) of your dating profile that ARE worth your while. Here we go…

Sample of dating profile 1: My hobbies are working out in the gym, hanging out with friends, and eating carefully prepared poisonous fish at a Japanese restaurant while hoping I’ll stay alive.

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